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bayfood:

Mexico Bakery (San Jose, CA) - You will understand once you tried their torta. There are so many variations to choose from. But really. Just any one would do. If you have no idea what their Mexican torta looks like, think of it as a glorified version of a burger with the boring patty replaced with 5-6 different kinds of proteins, and the tasteless lettuce replaced by 3-4 kinds of veggies. Yes, it is humongous. So… Very… Satisfying.
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Need to try this again. Last time I tried this was like in high school lol.

bayfood:

Mexico Bakery (San Jose, CA) - You will understand once you tried their torta. There are so many variations to choose from. But really. Just any one would do. If you have no idea what their Mexican torta looks like, think of it as a glorified version of a burger with the boring patty replaced with 5-6 different kinds of proteins, and the tasteless lettuce replaced by 3-4 kinds of veggies. Yes, it is humongous. So… Very… Satisfying.

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Need to try this again. Last time I tried this was like in high school lol.

covenesque:

jcoleknowsbest:

nightelfdruid:

caliphorniaqueen:

thehomiejazz:

bootyfriedrice:

:(((((

Oh my Lord

IM THRU AS HELL

RUTHLESS

I just screamed…

ruthless omg

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upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

(via teen-derp)

typicalweirdoxo:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

Me & My brothers relationship.

SAME

typicalweirdoxo:

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

Me & My brothers relationship.

SAME

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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

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brill-i-aint:

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

same

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findmeinsf:

Favorite tweet of the century. This is amazing. 

Oh la Vic’s.

findmeinsf:

Favorite tweet of the century. This is amazing.

Oh la Vic’s.

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

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olitzequation:

Lol I might’ve been guilty of that a time or two

olitzequation:

Lol I might’ve been guilty of that a time or two

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queerfabulousmermaid:

cadet-skittlezx:

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

oh shit

queerfabulousmermaid:

cadet-skittlezx:

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

oh shit

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